The Royal Whipping … eh … Wedding
Coming Friday Will and Kate will be married. As tempting as it may be to sit chained to the television, I’m sure you will agree that a lot more fun will be had by being chained period! … for example to my spanking bench, my St Andrews Cross, or stretch rack …
I’m pretty sure I know where Kate’s naughty uncle Gary from Casa de Bang-Bang would rather be. Either way Friday will be a day of worship, whether at Westminster Abbey or you at my feet!
Call me if you prefer a royal whipping instead of a royal wedding!
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